A woman had to be rescued by emergency services after being stuck on her boyfriend's toilet for two years.
The 35-year-old's skin had grown around the seat and her legs had wasted away.
Her boyfriend, 36, would bring her food and water and ask her whether she was ready to come out of the bathroom. She would reply, "maybe tomorrow", according to police in Kansas, U.S.
He finally called in police and medics who found her on the toilet with her jogging bottoms pulled down to mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented" and her legs looked like they had wasted away, Sheriff Bryan Whipple said.
Woman rescued after sitting on boyfriend's toilet for TWO YEARS | the Daily Mail
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