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Old 13-03-2008, 11:10
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A woman had to be rescued by emergency services after being stuck on her boyfriend's toilet for two years.
The 35-year-old's skin had grown around the seat and her legs had wasted away.

Her boyfriend, 36, would bring her food and water and ask her whether she was ready to come out of the bathroom. She would reply, "maybe tomorrow", according to police in Kansas, U.S.
He finally called in police and medics who found her on the toilet with her jogging bottoms pulled down to mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented" and her legs looked like they had wasted away, Sheriff Bryan Whipple said.

Woman rescued after sitting on boyfriend's toilet for TWO YEARS | the Daily Mail


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I'm sure our Tel will come up with something!!
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A woman had to be rescued by emergency services after being stuck on her boyfriend's toilet for two years.
The 35-year-old's skin had grown around the seat and her legs had wasted away.

Her boyfriend, 36, would bring her food and water and ask her whether she was ready to come out of the bathroom. She would reply, "maybe tomorrow", according to police in Kansas, U.S.
He finally called in police and medics who found her on the toilet with her jogging bottoms pulled down to mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented" and her legs looked like they had wasted away, Sheriff Bryan Whipple said.

Woman rescued after sitting on boyfriend's toilet for TWO YEARS | the Daily Mail


What can you say?

I'm sure our Tel will come up with something!!
She had probably eaten one of my exies meals, in which case she was lucky to survive
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Old 14-03-2008, 21:24
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How on earth? I mean why didn't he do something earlier? The mind boggles.
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to me its just a bum story
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to me its just a bum story
no shit, did it crack you up?
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Do I really have to be privy to this kind of crap?
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should we put a (toilet) lid on it?
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In loo of some better posts I think wee must
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, this kind of toilet humour is just no good! Really, we shouldnt take the piss, should we?!? lloo:
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