* * *

Search

User

Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
February 23, 2012, 01:19:34 am

Login with username, password and session length
Pages: 1 ... 3 4 [5]   Go Down

Author Topic: Yawn  (Read 1444 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline skinny

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 540
  • Karma: 18
Re: Yawn
« Reply #60 on: January 19, 2012, 09:22:22 pm »
Quote from: Haqa on January 19, 2012, 06:52:16 pm
Pissing on the M62? Isn't that classed as improvements and eligible to government funding?
H. gunz:

Sorry to piss on the party but that would be classed as classing yourself as an idiot and putting lots of people in grave danger, that's why there are laws against it :mad0025:
Logged

Offline Haqa

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2,365
  • Karma: 661
  • The Masked Man
    • Youtube's channel
Re: Yawn
« Reply #61 on: January 22, 2012, 01:20:27 am »
Quote from: skinny on January 19, 2012, 09:22:22 pm
Quote from: Haqa on January 19, 2012, 06:52:16 pm
Pissing on the M62? Isn't that classed as improvements and eligible to government funding?
H. gunz:

Sorry to piss on the party but that would be classed as classing yourself as an idiot and putting lots of people in grave danger, that's why there are laws against it :mad0025:


Perhaps you could piss in some tupperware at home and then poor it out of the car window while stuck in a jam?


H. gunz:
Logged
“The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.”
- Thomas Jefferson

Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon gunz:

Offline terrywit

  • Tony Blair\'s Love Trumpet
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2,001
  • Karma: 132
Re: Yawn
« Reply #62 on: January 22, 2012, 01:24:47 am »
Quote from: Haqa on January 22, 2012, 01:20:27 am
Perhaps you could piss in some tupperware at home and then poor it out of the car window while stuck in a jam?
cheating, either pee innto a bottle whilst driving or stop & water the flora & fauna the old fashioned way...
Logged
It’s easy enough to be pleasant when the world rolls along like a song, but a man’s worthwhile if he can smile when everything’s going wrong. Adolf Hitler 1945

Offline Haqa

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2,365
  • Karma: 661
  • The Masked Man
    • Youtube's channel
Re: Yawn
« Reply #63 on: January 22, 2012, 01:27:02 am »
Quote from: terrywit on January 22, 2012, 01:24:47 am
Quote from: Haqa on January 22, 2012, 01:20:27 am
Perhaps you could piss in some tupperware at home and then poor it out of the car window while stuck in a jam?
cheating, either pee innto a bottle whilst driving or stop & water the flora & fauna the old fashioned way...


I think I'm either learning more about the M62 than I wanted to or else I'm venturing to parts of Tel's personality that are best left unvisited... Rules for the sport of pissing on the M62??


I'm either intrigued or scared... not sure which :)


H. gunz:
Logged
“The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.”
- Thomas Jefferson

Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon gunz:

Offline viewpoint

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 33
  • Karma: 1
Re: Yawn
« Reply #64 on: January 22, 2012, 12:03:02 pm »
This micturating sport should not be seen as one confined to the delightful vistas the M62 presents, hell no.
One of my longest slashes was on the A1 as we headed towards Meadowhall, Sheffield. I needed a piss for ten men. And I tell you it lasted about the same time, should each of the ten men had a slash one at a time. Christ, there was no place to be discreet so I figured I might as well have a one-man piss-sword fight with the foliage.
But I can see the appeal of taking a tupperware thingy full of piss and lobbing it on the M62 as a fair and demonstrative appreciation of it's tarmac tedium.
Logged

Offline spuggie j

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4,019
  • Karma: 205
  • I aint the full shilling!!!!
Re: Yawn
« Reply #65 on: January 22, 2012, 01:06:15 pm »
Better than driving in an adult size Pampers nappy. Then there is the euphoria at the relief once you have relieved yourself? Dont think tenner ladies would be much good if that full.

Logged
All comments above are nothing to do with here and therefore not the resposibility of the Talk Britain, site owners, admins or mods!!

THEY ARE MINE!!!!

Offline viewpoint

  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 33
  • Karma: 1
Re: Yawn
« Reply #66 on: January 23, 2012, 09:52:01 pm »
Yeah - you want twenty or maybe THIRTY-ladys.
Logged

Offline spuggie j

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4,019
  • Karma: 205
  • I aint the full shilling!!!!
Re: Yawn
« Reply #67 on: February 14, 2012, 11:19:59 am »
Now worried that our little interweb madhouse might end up mainstream!   gunz:
Logged
All comments above are nothing to do with here and therefore not the resposibility of the Talk Britain, site owners, admins or mods!!

THEY ARE MINE!!!!

Offline terrywit

  • Tony Blair\'s Love Trumpet
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2,001
  • Karma: 132
Re: Yawn
« Reply #68 on: February 14, 2012, 06:36:46 pm »
No, even the spamer the spambot will leave...
 
Logged
It’s easy enough to be pleasant when the world rolls along like a song, but a man’s worthwhile if he can smile when everything’s going wrong. Adolf Hitler 1945

Offline spuggie j

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4,019
  • Karma: 205
  • I aint the full shilling!!!!
Re: Yawn
« Reply #69 on: February 14, 2012, 08:10:34 pm »
Quote from: terrywit on February 14, 2012, 06:36:46 pm
No, even the spamer the spambot will leave...
 

What Spambot?
Logged
All comments above are nothing to do with here and therefore not the resposibility of the Talk Britain, site owners, admins or mods!!

THEY ARE MINE!!!!

Offline terrywit

  • Tony Blair\'s Love Trumpet
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2,001
  • Karma: 132
Re: Yawn
« Reply #70 on: February 14, 2012, 09:28:42 pm »
A backside shaped like a spam can.....
Logged
It’s easy enough to be pleasant when the world rolls along like a song, but a man’s worthwhile if he can smile when everything’s going wrong. Adolf Hitler 1945

Offline spuggie j

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4,019
  • Karma: 205
  • I aint the full shilling!!!!
Re: Yawn
« Reply #71 on: February 14, 2012, 09:49:11 pm »
Ah like Therasa May. Fancy package with nothing but crud spewing out.
Logged
All comments above are nothing to do with here and therefore not the resposibility of the Talk Britain, site owners, admins or mods!!

THEY ARE MINE!!!!
Pages: 1 ... 3 4 [5]   Go Up
 

Online

8 Guests, 0 Users

Recent

Stats

Members
Stats
  • Total Posts: 20113
  • Total Topics: 1399
  • Online Today: 16
  • Online Ever: 60
  • (September 10, 2011, 09:13:32 am)
Users Online
Users: 0
Guests: 8
Total: 8